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LET'S GET FUCKED UP! LIKE THE ECONOMY BLING-BLING SANTA RUBBED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH ON HIS BALLS FUCKED UP GIFT WRAP IS BACK
I SAW MOMMY KISSING MRS. CLAUS SPIN MY DREIDEL YO YO YO - MERRY KWANZAA BITCHES GIFT CERTIFICATE
ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA) MEN WHO WEAR SANDALS GET WHAT THEY NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK NEXT BEST THING
THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE SO, WE COOL NOW? (BARACK OBAMA) WHITE FLOUR!
I FUCKED SARAH PALIN WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA)
STRAIGHT FUCKING CLASSY BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO! MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY FUCK THE COLORBLIND I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE I POUND BEERS FOR JESUS
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: FUCK YOU.
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IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE I PUT THE 'E' IN RAP NEXT BEST THING
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME? VIRGINS WANTED NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRINK YOUR BEER I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK TALK NERDY TO ME HOBBES REVENGE I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASS I'VE STRETCHED OUT MORE CHICKS THAN
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT IT ALSO SAYS CUNT SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT
GOD BLESS AMERICA SAUSAGE FEST I INVENTED A NEW DRINKING GAME - ITS CALLED DRINK TILL YOU'LL FUCK ME SKIN IS NOT MY LARGEST ORGAN
WARNING - IF I WAKE UP WITH MARKER ON MY FACE I'LL STAB YOU I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? DEAR LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS PUSSY GIFT CERTIFICATE
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kenny-fuckin-g DATE RAPE MY DICK WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT MAKE A WISH PARTICIPANT PLEASE JUMP KILL YOURSELF - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT! NATURAL REDHEAD
IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE AL GORE DIDN'T INVENT THE INTERNET BUT HE DID MAKE UP GLOBAL WARMING ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
GAY JESUS OFFENDS CHRISTIANS NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER WOMEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS THEY'RE WHORES AND LIARS
HE LOVES THE COCK IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH? FUCK YE! ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
STRANGER WITH BENEFITS ...AS A KITE THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT HUNG HORSE
REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER COMA SUTRA SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED GIFT CERTIFICATE
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GIFT CERTIFICATE HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE? kenny-fuckin-g
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS - IT'S NOT NICE TO PICK ON RETARDS ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE YOUR MOM - RATED E FOR EVERYONE
SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE! HOW DARE I WEAR THIS GODDAMN SHIRT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING KIDS?! SWALLOWS IF YOU'RE THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK?
THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK YES YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF MY JUNK WITH YOUR CELL PHONE I PUT THE IN LAZY I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
BAKED WITH PRIDE THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT LAST CALL
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